Your Parents Suck

Sitting outside having an ice cream [read Gelati] at the local fancypants deli.

Kid 1 (sitting next to us): Look, the man over there has no hair on his head!
Kid 2: Man with no hair!
Kid 3: There are some little hairs!
Kid 1: I have no hair, you have no hair...
Kids sing in unison: No hair, he has no hair, we have no hair!

Parents did nothing.

I was laughing, it was really funny - I mean what kid acts like that? They continued by robbing the wishing fountain with their parents chasing them around (parents outnumbered kids 2:1 btw) saying Please put that back...

Not local, of course. Interestingly, not Yanks, either. They were English! So much for seen and not heard.